Welcome to the exquisite life of St. James St. James, where being poor is for losers, so obviously I skip over that part of my existence and just get to me being rad and banging prostitutes. It's 1849, I find a sh*t ton of gold and visit my favorite whorehouse to celebrate my wealth. I'll go back to my wife and kids eventually.
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